求一篇英语小文章
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时间:2024-11-20 13:41
My report
I have received my report card. I did OK this time.
My Chinese said I was very hard and my reading was very good.
But my Math told me that I was lazy .That wasn't true , I only found that it was too diffcult for me to work out some questions.
My English was very good. I was very happy.
I wasn't surprised that my worst report was from my music teacher he said that I was not good at singing .I think he was right.
I will harder after.
我的成绩
我已经收到了我的成绩单,我这次做得不错.
我的语文老师说我非常努力并且我的阅读很不错.
但是我的数学老师告诉我我是懒惰的.那不是事实,我只是发现有些题对于我来说很难解决.
我的英语不错.我很高兴.
我一点也不吃惊我最差的成绩来自于我的音乐老师,他说我不善于唱歌.我想他是对的.
我以后会更努力.
I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.*过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,*过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,*跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"