娜塔丽·波特曼{Natalie Portman}唱过一首说唱 是什么名字 下面有连 ...
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时间：2024-11-10 03:37
据说歌名是《fu*king awesome》。
Natalie Portman也会gangsta rap的，原来。
SNL是comedy showcase,所以natalie在rap里讲的都是胡说，不要当真。
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http://mp3.sogou.com/music.so?query=Natalie+Portman+Rap&as=false&st=&ac=1&pf=&class=1&p=40030200&dp=1&w=02009900&dr=1&_asf=mp3.sogou.com&_ast=1212058980
歌词：
Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
CP: So Natalie, what is a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?
NP: Do you really wanna know?
CP: Please, tell us.
[cut to rap video]
NP: I don’t sleep mothafucka off that yak and the bourbon! Doin’ 120, gettin’ head while I’m swervin!
Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie! You a crazy chick.
NP: Yo, shut the fuck up and SUCK MY DICK!!!
I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like Gushers mothafucka!
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker!!!
Guys Yelling: What you want Natalie?
NP: To drink and fight!
Guys: What you need Natalie?
NP: To fuck all night!!!
Don’t test me when I’m crazy on that airplane glue!
Put my foot down your throat till your shittin my shoe!!!
Leave you screamin!
Pay for my dry cleanin!
Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin!!!
[cut back to interview]
CP: I’m sorry Natalie. Are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
NP: I never said I was a role model.
CP: But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
[cut back to video]
NP: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick!
It’s Portman mothafucka! Drink till I’m sick!!!
Slit your throat! And pump nitrous down the hole! Watch you laugh and cry!
While I laugh you die!!!
And all the dudes! You know I’m talking to you!
Guys: We love you Natalie!
NP: I wanna fuck you too!!!
Guys: P!
NP: Is for Portman!!!
Guys: P!
NP: Is for pussy!!! I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me!!!
[cut back to interview]
CP: Wow… Natalie… I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate…
NP: Well… there’s a lot you may not know about me.
CP: Really? Such as…?
[cut back to video]
NP: When I was in Harvard,
I smoked weed everyday.
I cheated every test,
and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse,
you gotta bunch of dudes…
I SIT RIGHT DOWN ON YOUR FACE, AND TAKE A SHIT!!!
Andy Samberg (Viking): Natalie… you are a bad ass bitch.
NP: Hell yeah!
AS: And I always pay for your dry cleanin’… when my shit gets in your shoe.
NP: What!
AS: As for the drug use… well I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of you. Hooooo!
[cut back to interview]
CP: Okey-doke… Natalie, one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it –
*Nat hits CP with her chair*
NP: No more questions.
[cut to random clips of Nat and crew dancing/standing]
[cut to quick shot of Nat]
NP: WHAAAT!?!?!
