求Improv Everywhere 的《Food Court Musical》的“Can I Get A Nap...

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Can I Get A Napkin (Please) – Improv Everywhere

　　Cashier:
　　Lemonade,
　　Spilt across the countertop
　　There’s ice and lemons everywhere now
　　I gotta clean it up!

　　Can I get a napkin please?
　　I’m gonna need some just like these
　　I’ve got three or four
　　But I might need more
　　Can I get a napkin please?!

　　Mustard guy:
　　Aw man!

　　Can I get a napkin too, by chance?
　　I have spilled some mustard on my pants
　　What a pain!
　　It’s a shame!
　　This is probably gonna stain
　　If I don’t get a napkin

　　Cashier:
　　We both need napkins that’s a fact

　　Mustard guy:
　　That’s true!
　　It’s napkins that we lack

　　Cashier:
　　We’re agreed
　　We’re in need

　　Mustard guy:
　　n our knees we humbly plead
　　Can we get a napkin please!

　　Both:
　　Can I get a napkin please?
　　We promise that we’re not wasting trees

　　Cashier:
　　I’ll take one from you

　　Mustard guy:
　　And this hot girl too

　　Both:
　　Can I get a napkin please?

　　Mother:
　　I need a napkin!

　　I’ve got an infant in my arms
　　And I don’t mean to cause alarm
　　She just hurled
　　On my pearls
　　She’s my darling little girl
　　But can I get a napkin?

　　Janitor:
　　I’m the janitor
　　The working man you all ignore
　　Sweeping up this dirty floor
　　Boy, my left foot sure is sore
　　And I
　　Just want a chance
　　To show the world
　　That I can dance

　　All:
　　Can we get a napkin please?

　　Security guard:
　　What the hell is goin’ on here?

　　Cashier:
　　We need more napkins!

　　Security guard:
　　I’m on it!

　　Get me some napkins up here stat
　　The lower food court’s where I’m at
　　Listen up
　　Girls and guys
　　I am authorized
　　To search you for napkins

　　All:
　　Can we get a nap…
　　Can we get a nap…
　　Can we get a napkin, please?
　　We promise that we’re not wasting trees
　　This cashier
　　Right here
　　Needs assistance, that is clear
　　Can she get a napkin…

　　Charlie Todd:
　　Here’s a napkin.

　　Cashier:
　　Please!