求英语版的短笑话,急急!!!
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发布时间：2024-10-03 00:57
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时间：2024-10-24 23:55
Alone in the road saw a bunch of things, squat smells, said may be a poop, feel with the hand, put his mouth licked, said, well, poop still really not stepped on! ~
和朋友到泰山顶看日出，一个朋友指着天空说：“我看见了！”“我也看见了！”这时远处有人提着裤子出来骂道：“看见就看见呗！你们嚷什么啊！”
And friends to watch the sunrise, taishan top a friend pointed to the sky to say: "I see!" "I saw it!" When someone in the distance lift pants out scold a way: "saw saw bai! You shout what ah!"
从前有一个北极熊、它想找企鹅玩、于是它花了四年的时间走到了企鹅的家。“当当当...”“谁啊？”“我是北极熊，我来找你玩。”企鹅打开门，对北极熊说：“去你家玩。”
Once there was a polar bears, it wants to play, then it for penguin spent four years' time went to the penguin's house. "Dangdang when..." "Who?" "I is the polar bear, I come to you to play." Penguin opened the door, to polar bears said: "go to your house to play."
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时间：2024-10-24 23:50
TOM:EVERY TIME I COME TO THE CORNER,A SIGN SAYS,"SCHOOL-GO SLOW".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
DO YOU KNOW MY WORK？
ONE NIGHT A HOTEL CAUGHT FIRE， AND THE PEOPLE WHO WERE STAYING IN IT RAN OUT IN THEIR NIGHT CLOTHES．
TWO MEN STOOD OUTSIDE AND LOOKED AT THE FIRE．
“BEFORE I CAME OUT，” SAID ONE，“I RAN INTO SOME OF THE ROOMS AND FOUND A LOT OF MONEY． PEOPLE DON'T THINK OF MONEY WHEN THEY'RE AFRAID． WHEN ANYONE LEAVES PAPER MONEY IN A FIRE， THE FIRE BURNS IT． SO I TOOK ALL THE BILLS THAT I COULD FIND．NO ONE WILL BE POORER BECAUSE I TOOK THEM．”
“YOU DON'T KNOW MY WORK，” SAID THE OTHER．
“WHAT IS YOUR WORK？”
“I'M A POLICEMAN．
“OH！” CRIED THE FIRST MAN． HE THOUGHT QUICKLY AND SAID，“AND DO YOU KNOW MY WORK？”“NO，”SAID THE POLICEMAN．
“I'M A WRITER． I'M ALWAYS TELLING STORIES ABOUT THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在出来之前，”其中一个说：“跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以把所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“是个作家。总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
