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Spring Festival Pieces "Kung Fu"
Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili,王晓虎
Zhao Benshan: I have heard him, improperly cooks,忽悠hotline to prevent, and threatened to no longer dare to deception. Cruel reality has been almost a line of defense in my mind, this year I want to sell what little he promised three years on the topic I can not deliver a child with the audience.
A disciple: master into your
Zhao Benshan: Do not worry, be made by dialing a telephone harassment. (Dial in)
Bell. . . . (Phone rings)
Fan: Hello
Zhao Benshan: Hello
Wei Fan: This is the eye by an anti-忽悠your advice. . .
Spring Festival Pieces "Kung Fu"
Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili,王晓虎
Zhao Benshan: I have heard him, improperly cooks,忽悠hotline to prevent, and threatened to no longer dare to deception. Cruel reality has been almost a line of defense in my mind, this year I want to sell what little he promised three years on the topic I can not deliver a child with the audience.
A disciple: master into your
Zhao Benshan: Do not worry, be made by dialing a telephone harassment. (Dial in)
Bell. . . . (Phone rings)
Fan: Hello
Zhao Benshan: Hello
Wei Fan: This is an eye by your anti-忽悠Hotline, I experienced the old上当者Fan, taken by virtue of many years experience, whether you make a clear忽悠judge, it was卖拐please press 1, press 2 car, It was a child is entitled Fast Thinking by 3, it was sold directly to a stretcher 110
Zhao Benshan: Hello
Fan: Hello
Zhao Benshan: Can you master your Fan
Wei Fan: ah, who you are?
Zhao Benshan: ~ I have a question you would like to direct the old look
Wei Fan: ah, you say
Zhao Benshan: We head home mother猪啊
Wei Fan: ah
Zhao Benshan: niger abuse of white flowers,
Wei Fan: ah
Zhao Benshan: the morning up to 80 frames per second speed step forward疯跑,咣frying pan into the trees, dead
Wei Fan: killed, ah, the pig's vision is not what is the problem with, ah,
Zhao Benshan: both eyes were 1.5
Wei Fan: What will the mental illness ah,
Zhao Benshan: can mental health of this
Wei Fan: how to kill the Na
Zhao Benshan:那头pig will not turn their brains Bai
Wei Fan: Oh
Wei Fan: I am the person that you do not pay attention to children, you are not in accordance with the licensing routines ah, entitled Fast Thinking that you have to press 3 Na, and that since the way, I also question consulting
Zhao Benshan: You said
Fan Wei: Chinese New Year, and
Zhao Benshan: TU
Wei Fan: What New Year, our family did not buy a pig on the left and a donkey, you say that I am a first先杀donkey or pig Na Na
Zhao Benshan:先杀you. . . Give you both an opportunity
A disciple: delicious donkey, donkey先杀
Zhao Benshan:先杀donkey
Wei Fan: Congratulations, you are correct, the pig-is also thought to
Zhao Benshan: something together. Hello --
Wei Fan: small for gestational age
Zhao Benshan: Hey, wow, sad, I really feel sad for you, we should see the political arena独闯, and how can I be assured that the ground,
Apprentice B: master, first pig Well,
Zhao Benshan: That is so like a donkey, and I tell you that on this issue so that you先杀bad one, I did not answer that because I consider it a problem to, ah, did not see that he had from the then a tendon, and now has grown to understand two
A pupil: teacher, he is too much, you go back to God
Zhao Benshan: You can not go back,卖拐her lame忽悠,忽悠Negin his car, and within 10 minutes in, I want him to be impartial, I can not abuse children when you were a teacher.
Apprentice: The master from the door, the indivial忽悠
Zhao Benshan: Well, look at my cue, into the
Apprentice who: Good
Zhao Benshan: United States of him, he has to see,瞅瞅, Oh drink, but also run, where to go
Apprentice A: I would like to ask Fan chef in it?
Wei Fan: Oh Which, may I ask your advice. . . Oh - Oh,呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀, what shape it is, ah, very chic, ah, ah is 6 +7 - This was a big scold Fengyun wander how fell忽悠This step-by-step drawing fields? Fan: Ah heaven, the earth Ah, this is my eldest sister who angel of this tone ah, pig into a tree, you hit a pig, a rear-end is not, then suck it to three of the
Zhao Benshan: a three-year gap, I want you dead
Wei Fan:忽悠
Zhao Benshan: I am coming to you, repent
Wei Fan: Next忽悠
Zhao Benshan: my disciples to testify
Wei Fan: I come忽悠groups
Wei Fan: not to make a big忽悠, as long as we remain vigilant of these good people, and what you will not be a number of children entitled Fast Thinking it? The ground floor of a monkey, a tree seven (riding) a monkey, two monkeys not only is the monkey 8
Zhao Benshan: three monkeys may also may also be nine monkeys
Wei Fan: how has it changed
Zhao Benshan: a monkey pregnancy
Wei Fan: interesting to you?
Zhao Benshan: boring, I am not entitled Fast Thinking that you get the initial stage, and I come to you an apology
Wei Fan: Oh
Zhao Benshan: for three years, the most in this world, people I am sorry chef Fan
A disciple: Yes
Zhao Benshan: how good
Apprentice B: yes ah
Zhao Benshan: I often tell you that you said that I was cheated by his干啥
Disciples were: it should not be
Zhao Benshan: how do you say that I am honest, you hit me twice
Wei Fan: I
Zhao Benshan: hey you下不去hand
Zhao Benshan: You called me a few words
Wei Fan: You
Zhao Benshan:张不开your mouth, so, anyway, you have to forgive me, and do not have to forgive me and forgive me forgive me if I do not have blow against our faces with good faith
Wei Fan: Oh, you呀呀呀呀呀呀, but also, he could feel, you see, Oh it's忽悠,忽悠then
Zhao Benshan: Participation from me
Wei Fan: Yo, Yo, can you stand up, Yo, Yo Yo哎呦, it lacks disease,呀呀Oh, walk, walk two steps, taking two steps forward and take the two-step, hey-hey, ah me, fraud, fraud is not, is not fraud, and everyone is looking at it, what an accident does not matter with me ah, you are always distracted the entire board of this mysterious干啥, you stand up quickly, what did you say good quickly
Zhao Benshan: So you want to do
Wei Fan: I want to listen to
Zhao Benshan: After listening to in your letter you
Wei Fan: I, you stand up as long as the letter I
Zhao Benshan: You remove it, I was able to stand up
Wei Fan: that the Arab-Israeli,
Zhao Benshan: a long story, ah, remember that it was in 2003 the first snow of 2002 a number of later,
Wei Fan: Are you the lyrics the whole child干啥ah, what is directly said so fast
Zhao Benshan: I do not play with you in a virtual, today, I apologize to you, come, to load, you look familiar?
Wei Fan: This is your忽悠that I, that a few hundred dollars
Zhao Benshan: did not move a single cent
Wei Fan: This is a piece of sheet
Zhao Benshan: I have not worn on the child through the words
Wei Fan: Big Brother
Zhao Benshan: two of us should understand the grievances of the bar, and it held up over the past few years the feelings between the two of us, that is, the culprit wheelchair, today, I have in front of your face to break his
A pupil: teacher can not hit ah,
Apprentice B: master, this wheelchair is returned to your child哥俩old witness to the good, ah,
Zhao Benshan: Do not talk nonsense, and I, you, you can not pull me
A pupil: teacher can not hit you
Apprentice B: Master, My God
Disciples were: Master
Wei Fan: Big Brother, Big Brother, you have to hit to hit me, big brother
Zhao Benshan: big brother can not hit you
Wei Fan: Big Brother has the sincerity to you too, and the children are right, can not hit you, it is not only a witness, we return to the good, it is I'll be taken to avoid the alarm, I collected
Zhao Benshan: No, students do spend money to me, how can you do to Favorites
Wei Fan: how much money I gave you
Zhao Benshan: how much money to spend it,
A disciple: 2000
Wei Fan: I have a 2000
Zhao Benshan: I to 2500
Wei Fan: I 3000
Zhao Benshan: I 3500
Wei Fan: I 4000
Zhao Benshan: I 5000
Wei Fan: turnover
Zhao Benshan: chef fitted to the Fan
Wei Fan:哎哎, you call the 5000, I drop the hammer. Turnover
Zhao Benshan: No, no, you wrong, how, how the call
Apprentice B: I heard the shouting of cooks Fan
Wei Fan: What What
Apprentice A: No, master's call
Wei Fan: You see, you see
Zhao Benshan: chaos the chaos, and this child, it does not matter who's calling, you see we stroke a stroke, a bit chaotic, first call the
Wei Fan: I would first call, and
Zhao Benshan: how much you shout
Wei Fan: I 2000
Zhao Benshan: I 2500
Wei Fan: I 3000
Zhao Benshan: I 3500
Wei Fan: I 4000
Zhao Benshan: I 4500
Wei Fan: I 5000
Zhao Benshan: You look at the
Fan: hey,
Zhao Benshan: clear clear
Wei Fan: a little bit chaotic chaos
Zhao Benshan: You re-calculate
Wei Fan: No,谁也别speak for myself, I count myself, stroking my own
Zhao Benshan: you own disorder, and
Wei Fan: You, you do not speak 2000,2500,3000,3500,4000,4500,5000
Zhao Benshan: Your anti-stroke, and 2000 is that you called
Wei Fan: 2000,2500,3000
Zhao Benshan: No
Wei Fan: 2000,2500,3000,3500,4000,4500,5000
Zhao Benshan: on the sub -
Wei Fan: Oh
Apprentice A: I am wrong
Apprentice B: Yes, you call the
Wei Fan: wrong
Zhao Benshan: You look at this
Wei Fan: not big brother, big brother, I direct your call喊完4000 is not 5000, right, ah
Zhao Benshan: This child. Chaos, ah, now that it咱哥俩children,
Wei Fan: ah
Zhao Benshan: You agree to collection, it is not
Wei Fan: ah
Zhao Benshan: is it time we re-call is not
Wei Fan: ah
Zhao Benshan: 5000 listen to understand that this child who is crying in the end, the
Wei Fan: ah, good good
Zhao Benshan: that, the number of starts is
Disciples were: 2000
Wei Fan: I 2000
Zhao Benshan: turnover, this time not in turmoil,
Wei Fan: ah, you do not call up the
Zhao Benshan: Yes, I am afraid of the chaos shout
Apprentice B: This time you call the
Fan: hey, that line, do not move, this is my wheelchair, I give you the money, do not move do not move, 2000,
Zhao Benshan: tell you brother, theory should not be money,
Wei Fan: You say the
Zhao Benshan: But you have to face
Wei Fan: Do not say a
Zhao Benshan: this person is your face
Wei Fan: Do not say a
Zhao Benshan: people should not be governing, but not to the character you are not
Wei Fan: I have taken to you the
Zhao Benshan: bite, I tell you, simply, ah, just beginning, I did not want to
Wei Fan:哎哎, hey
Zhao Benshan: No
Wei Fan: change is robbed
Zhao Benshan: No, you misunderstood, I thought you want to control
Wei Fan: Do not installed, ah, from inside you, you were, and desperate measure,欲擒故纵, the master with砸车, the thinning of the sudden drop hammer of confused, I only spent a total
Zhao Benshan: will be on the terms of
Wei Fan: give you a total
Zhao Benshan: go for on the accrual
Wei Fan: send
Zhao Benshan: fail, because to know what failure? This recipe cooks do not watch the art of war, withdrawal
Disciples were: Master
Fan: hey
Zhao Benshan: hey
Disciples were: Master
Zhao Benshan:干啥play, which went to his knees, that I am here, you干啥two children,干啥ah
A disciple: Master, I am sorry to say too much, you忽悠low IQ, and failed to learn with what you intended to play
Apprentice B:干啥you go quickly, while a car can not keep up with all 2-way
Zhao Benshan: sad
Apprentice: The master in the last, by a徒儿al
Zhao Benshan: hey
Wei Fan: Oh妈呀
Zhao Benshan:呀呀Oh, Oh呀呀, the world is too crazy, and mouse gave cat when the bridesmaids, my mother
Disciples were: Master, please accept us
Fan: hey, hey, the children, then the sea knows no boundaries, repent and the shore, to learn the good, the Chinese New Year, red packets to children to you, ah, the red packets to children
Zhao Benshan: sad, really sad that this money you were able to do last month, both to you I did not pay it, sad
Wei Fan: Collect one of a
Apprentice and Gentlemen: thank master
Disciples are: master, won the
Zhao Benshan: Oh,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿, of anti-inter -
Wei Fan: Oh, very hard to detect, but large忽悠, I am against you
Zhao Benshan: how things,
Wei Fan:忽悠to忽悠to, I do not sit in a wheelchair or you
Zhao Benshan: what you want,
Wei Fan: Your commitment to this
Zhao Benshan: What commitments
Wei Fan: Your stretcher that
Zhao Benshan: their own
Fan: hey
Zhao Benshan: You see, this is tailor-made for you, if the short can be lengthened
Wei Fan: Oh, Oh, you are gone to great pains for me, ah, thanks I技高一筹, open the red, the Chinese New Year, and give you a couplet year rolling year 『Po fate, eating a cutting』 wisdom Thank you,
Zhao Benshan: I give you your fill of横披, self-taught 『』
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时间：2024-01-23 11:22
Gao Xiu Min : Oh ~ ~ ~ flicker greatly! Flicker greatly! Zhao Ben Shan: What to call flickering greatly, in the presence of everybody , not let my stage name whether it is all right for or not? Gao Xiu Min : Child his dad , Zhao Ben Shan: Grace , Gao Xiu Min : Ask me to say this crutch not selling right away! Zhao Ben Shan: Your nonsense, has not sold , is used for both put up a labor and numerous and repeated material of this subsidiary crutch, one Su has not gone to bed one day , does not sell not having become blind vainly? Gao Xiu Min : This full main street all is that the ability to walk is good , who buys your gadget? Zhao Ben Shan: This what words , you do not know I shout flicker greatly. I can have held positive flickering rectifying evil , the energy traitor people flickers Nie can have held a young couple I have flickered difference for him not half bad. I can be flickered having been lame by him the sell a crutch today , once very two leg! Gao Xiu Min : Ha-ha, you may leave it at that Zhao Ben Shan: Believe or not? Gao Xiu Min : Can you be flickered being lame by person my leg not believing that someone is nice right away? Zhao Ben Shan: This is that I am strong. Gao Xiu Min : I return back to him not knowing your strong item, (direct on an audience) ah, hear of someone buy immediately person that sells cover , that sells safety helmet on it is said that someone buys a motorcycle , it is said that household sells a hypnotic , hear of someone's Zhao Ben Shan on person insomnia: Do not mention this orders a marketplace , do shift to an earlier date amounts with great efforts! Gao Xiu Min : Your moment that amounts also have to work out a fault ahead of time! Zhao Ben Shan: This is lame since having slipped up, Gao Xiu Min : It is said that the lock pillar drives four wheels car to have pounded leg, greedy black batch of morning has made this subsidiary crutch , someone has finally pounded weight , has sat directly after leaving hospital wheel chair this crutch has not sold go to, ha ha-ha ~ ~ ~ breathe out on haw-haw ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan: Do not feel anxious, I go to with regard to this auxiliary being abcted and trafficked today. Gao Xiu Min : That this full main street all is that the ability to walk is good , who is sold ah taking place? Zhao Ben Shan: Wife , selling to that we look for ability to walk regards exclusively today he, takes a look at my ability flickering greatly. Gao Xiu Min : That you you are not to cheat others at the field's convenience? Zhao Ben Shan: I wish person rises to the t , knows? Help me to call two Gao Xiu Min : I can not flicker , you make suffer from having got Zhao Ben Shan: Take a look on that my hint given with the eyes finishes acting, or not? Hey, have come to person , have shouted ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiu Min : Oh, have been lame , have been lame , have been lame O! Be lame , be lame! Be lame! Fan Wei : I said you issue confused orders what ah you? You know you let me be lame ah right away on my essential points you? Zhao Ben Shan: Shout sell. Gao Xiu Min : Sell O! Sell, Zhao Ben Shan: What do sell? Gao Xiu Min : Abct Zhao Ben Shan: Be linked with go ahead. Gao Xiu Min : Have abcted and trafficked O! Have abcted and trafficked! Fan Wei : Grace? Why returns to matter? Who needs to abct and traffic you? Gao Xiu Min : Be not that he has abcted and trafficked Fan Wei : Do you need to abct and traffic? Zhao Ben Shan: Your what expression in one's eyes Oh, abct and traffic , abct and traffic I can abct and traffic this way's , you buy? Fan Wei : After all how you answer matter , Zhao Ben Shan: What matter Oh , your overbusy son ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiu Min : Two of our is a couple , is in this play woollen cloth! Zhao Ben Shan: Breathe out on haw-haw , have nothing to play with woollen cloth! Fan Wei : This couple , big next year fields, sell wife play ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiu Min : Do not sell ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan: Come to a stop is ~ ~ ~ very grave. Gao Xiu Min : What? Zhao Ben Shan: Very grave. Fan Wei : What do criticize? Zhao Ben Shan: Haw-haw, has no your matter ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiu Min : What gadget, is grave? Zhao Ben Shan: Ought to tell him ~ ~ ~ not to inform this of a disease, danger ~ ~ ~ That's all right, I this perceives about problem , the wife does not allow me to say , you can believe that a bar leaks from you , neither, That's all right ~ ~ ~ haw-haw ~ ~ ~ That's all right ~ ~ ~ walk ~ ~ ~ Fan Wei : The magical god is garrulous you are really Zhao Ben Shan ~ ~ ~: Find that with regard to this disease with regard to later period! Fan Wei : How are you answered waiting upon you? Say point greatly next year being fond of listening to! Why return to the matter! Zhao Ben Shan: Stir , perceive about problem, Ah, you believe doctrine neither ~ ~ ~ Fan Wei : You have to criticize from me coming out believing or not , why returns to matter? Zhao Ben Shan: Don't say that state of illness , I know you are what to do first! Fan Wei : Oh cough to know I am what to do, I am what to do? Zhao Ben Shan: You are big boss Fan Wei who does business: What? Zhao Ben Shan: That is an impossible field. Fan Wei : Do nonsense , the big boss have cavalryman come out so? Zhao Ben Shan: Work in the hotel. Gao Xiu Min : How do you know he is to be in hotel woollen cloth? Zhao Ben Shan: Do one strands of onion spend the taste ~ ~ ~ whether be or not hotel's on one's body? Fan Wei : That ~ ~ ~ that you criticize me is what the hotel does? Zhao Ben Shan: Jolty the spoon cook! Fan Wei : Why? Zhao Ben Shan: Be or not? Gao Xiu Min : Ah, how do you know he is cook woollen cloth? Zhao Ben Shan: The head is big , neck is rude , is not that rich person moves towards a cook! Be or not? Be a cook or not? Fan Wei : Wow, row of every business ~ ~ ~ guesses that you have finally hit it, Zhao Ben Shan: Do not calculate? Fan Wei : Oh , ah, the prattle, is , is. That you a short while ago why doctrine I, what to say both be grave, and be later period, that is why returns to matter? Zhao Ben Shan: Can you believe? Fan Wei : My my my ~ ~ ~ my message , Zhao Ben Shan: Within nearest period of time, whether feeling or not arrives at you some's location, has been all over different from the past. You think of , you exert all self's power to think of ~ ~ ~ , true, Fan Wei : I am having no sleep , I am feeling my this face more and more big right away? Zhao Ben Shan: Face to face this is not a main illness! Do you know why big your face is? Fan Wei : What be? Zhao Ben Shan: Be that your nerve ending necrosis holds back the top big. Fan Wei : Is that the woollen cloth which holds back? Zhao Ben Shan: Under the waist ~ ~ ~, the foot goes to Fan Wei upper ~ ~ ~: Leg? Zhao Ben Shan: Get on well! Fan Wei : What big trouble do not have no to my leg! Zhao Ben Shan: Walk for liang of step! Walk for liang of step! Have not fallen ill walking for liang of step! Walk! Fan Wei : Every business ~ ~ ~ walks visiting liang of step ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan along liang of step along liang of step along liang of step: Stay! Does your shoe have no the trouble bar? Fan Wei : What trouble do have? Zhao Ben Shan: Once once follow low with height? Fan Wei : This this ~ ~ ~ this is that sneakers follows a field to death! Zhao Ben Shan: Get on well , it is your leg to be taken ill, one leg is short! Fan Wei : Have no that matter! I have asked a leg to grow , told me as soon as short words of leg , that sell trousers people! Zhao Ben Shan: Sell trousers's inform you of you selling trousers who is in this way nice like my heart? Such bar , I give you a tune. Believe or not , your leg raises with the fact that my hand goes to height, can lift up much height lift up much height , downward exert all self's power to fall , whether good or not? Believe or not? Leg assign be taken ill , right leg to lack! Come! (Fan Wei goes together making action) Zhao Ben Shan: Stay! Is the hemp had no? Fan Wei : Coarse Gao Xiu Min : Hey, his why coarse woollen cloth? Zhao Ben Shan: You stamp , you are also coarse! Zhao Ben Shan: Does the hemp have no a hemp? Is the hemp had no? Fan Wei : Coarse Zhao Ben Shan: Start walking , start walking! Not under the control of, leg is taken ill absolutely , controlling , loosening! Walk! Walk walking! Walk, be quick! Walk , not thinking of, you follow I well or not? Have started walking , have moved towards at the 1.1 o'clock regards, walk ~ ~ ~ (Fan Wei goes together making action) Fan Wei : Ei ah , Ei ah , Ei ah ~ ~ ~ Ah my mummy! Zhao Ben Shan: You walk! Gao Xiu Min : Good leg is flickered being lame! Fan Wei : What gadget do you say? Zhao Ben Shan: You are being looked at have no, my wife has all found out , she has criticized you careless have been lame. Fan Wei : How do the elder sister ah , that this morning not have discovered woollen cloth? Gao Xiu Min : You have not met with him long ago , you have met with him long ago being lame for a long time Zhao Ben Shan: I am moved Fan Wei who has come over by you for a long time: Are the eldest brother , this why returns to thing woollen cloth? This? Zhao Ben Shan: Cut in right in front of feel anxious, when you ah, are young , rough fault leg , Fan Wei : Not Oh, has my this god of the earth sprained? Zhao Ben Shan: Have changed! The block of wood knows a bar , in the afterwards your occupation is very harmful for you, it truns out that you are not that spoon , you are to cut a block jolting, puts in energy on leg always to this, with regard to with the weight that this leg intimidates with, more and more again ~ ~ ~ light person stands on tiptoe foot, serious person share bone necrosis , later period are human vegetable! Gao Xiu Min : Ha ha-ha ha-ha ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan: What gadget do do? Gao Xiu Min : My head once returns to my doctrine Oh ~ ~ ~ look at his eye returning Zhao Ben Shan back to a meeting ~ ~ ~ ha ha-ha: Behave self! I obj1 = " 位" ? am exchanging disease woollen cloth! Fan Wei : Eldest brother , that what my point fit for use what poisons woollen cloth? Zhao Ben Shan: Use medicine not to work well! Gao Xiu Min : Celebrate the New Year greatly , not let person take medicine, quick doctrine swindles a bar! Zhao Ben Shan: Take a look on that my old spouse all knows, lean on a crutch! Fan Wei : Lean on a crutch? Zhao Ben Shan: Your two legs has moved towards balance graally , has also has moved towards regards at the 1.1 o'clock after sitting down please ~ ~ ~ having leant on a crutch,originally I, loved money dearly , not making me see a doctor , final as soon as the old man perceives my leg having disease , her, have spoiled Fan Wei : You? Zhao Ben Shan: Have steel plate inside , answer Fan Wei curved ~ ~ ~ who does not come over: Is this useless leg? Gao Xiu Min : Husband we finishes being leg ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan: What woollen cloth you said! Who leans on very ~ ~ ~ good leg being lame? Fan Wei : Yes. Gao Xiu Min : That is lame is not Zhao Ben Shan: You have not deceived! Fan Wei : Ah elder sister whether you go with regard to not always having been blind of a stirring then or not? This is to be discussing state of illness between the patient and the patient , what ah you always alterate then this is to I think that how this leg answers thing ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan ~ ~ ~: You watch ~ ~ ~ without leg ~ ~ ~ I am walked by you , I have not walked ~ ~ ~ in the past all this has been over (Zhao Ben Shan visits) all ~ ~ ~ Fan Wei : Ah , Ah , Ah my mummy, Ah the prattle ~ ~ ~ is in this way grave Zhao Ben Shan: I have thrown away many shoes! Gao Xiu Min : You do not become blind in that Ba , that you throw away that time of shoe is not that upper household thief chick young male dog drives out? Zhao Ben Shan: Is leg easy to be able to catch up with? Your how many qian of one shoe? Fan Wei : That ~ ~ ~ two hundred twenty ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan: Two hundred twenty? As it happens that a pair swindles money. Fan Wei : Where does that have to buy crutch woollen cloth? Zhao Ben Shan: Crutch ah Gao Xiu Min : This is not to happen to sell this subsidiary crutch to your ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan right away: What woollen cloth do you said? Go over! What do sell? What gadget I lean on sell? Your why such woollen cloth? Has the woman g , presented to his not to have finished accommodating oneself to? Fan Wei : Separation ah ~ ~ Gao Xiu Min : Do not sell! Zhao Ben Shan: Have not spoken going or not? Receive the crutch! Fan Wei : Ah, eldest brother! Eldest brother , I can not be going vainly Ah, I have to give money ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan: I have known your character , her woman wants money , you have also felt embarrassed not giving , you have been keen on face-saving, you are criticizing me not looking down on with regard to the equal of sth. you for you like this, or not? I can want to give one half , hundred too. Fan Wei : Hey, do every business ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan: I tell you to give our and your emergency much! Fan Wei : Very nice Zhao Ben Shan: Have not spoken Fan Wei : Oh eldest brother ah , eldest brother that what ~ ~ ~ my two of this pocket adds a piece of only thirty-two yuan ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiu Min : Be holding a bar, wanting a number is many ah Zhao Ben Shan: What bicycle do want? What bicycle do want? Fan Wei : Ah, suit to Zhao Ben Shan ~ ~ ~: Your why such appearance woollen cloth? Gao Xiu Min : Have not I said the essential points bicycle? Essential points bicycle ~ ~ ~ Zhao Ben Shan who you said: Have incurred ridicule this wife I the tube does not also know clearly , meet with essential points bicycle of person. Gao Xiu Min : I have not said the essential points bicycle! Zhao Ben Shan: I do not lead you to have come out afterwards Fan Wei : You cut in right in front of an eldest brother always making angry , my sleep lets my this elder sister talk about doctrine's being still reasonable , you speak such as my this ability to walk woollen cloth, with regard to basic parting from bicycle , being or not? Do I give you ~ ~ ~ the whether line or not with regard to the bicycle? Zhao Ben Shan: Gao Xiu Min very nice ~ ~ ~: You can not want someone's bicycle awfully ~ ~ ~. You hurry up and making things difficult for sb. going back , push you do not know his cheats you back ~ ~ ~! Fan Wei : Your buries alive I! Your why such woollen cloth? I am moved towards accept having been tonguetied , same be to live in together couple, how in this way big the gap concting self is? Zhao Ben Shan: The brother , the rack be lame! Fan Wei : Eldest brother , preordained relationship! Zhao Ben Shan: Not having excited ~ ~ ~ recuperating back well , have finished moving towards Fan Wei in a couple of days: Eldest brother nice ~ ~ ~. Zhao Ben Shan: Do not excite. Fan Wei : That what ~ ~ ~ I what has criticized my ~ ~ ~ Gao Xiu Min neither: Are you you composing like this not having gone too far a little bit? Zhao Ben Shan: Too what mark, he returns back such that thanking our woollen cloth Fan Wei : Thank you O! Zhao Ben Shan: You take a look at! (Fan Wei leans on a crutch exiting) Zhao Ben Shan: What do look at? You why why to have loved dearly? Local leaks , changes! Gao Xiu Min : What goes to with no result? Zhao Ben Shan: Look for an ability to walk to hold a bicycle selling him no well! (Zhao Ben Shan pushes a bicycle exiting Gao Xiu Min exits)
