她就是《这个杀手不太冷》里面的那个女孩!
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发布时间：2022-04-30 23:35
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时间：2022-06-20 12:59
nterviewer: we're sitting here with film star natalie portman
natalie: hello
i: so natalie, what's a day in the life of natalie portman like?
n: do you really want to know?
i: please, tell us
i don't sleep mother*er off that yak and that rban
doin 120 gettin head while i'm swervin
(damn natalie you a crazy chick
yo shut the * up and suck my dick
i bust in des mouth like gushers mother*er
roll up on nbc and smack the shit out of jeff zucker
to drink and fight!
to * all night!
dont touch me when i'm crazy off that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat til your shit's in my shoe
leave you screamin, pay for my dry cleanin
* your man, it's my name that hes screamin
i: im sorry natalie, are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
n: i never said i was a role model
i: but what about the kids that look up to you, do you have a message for them
all the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
it's portman mother*er
drink til i'm sick
slit your throat
and pour nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry
while i laugh you die
and all the des, you know im talkin to you
i want to * you too
is for portman!
is for pussy!
i'll kill your *in dog for fun so don't push me
i: wow, natalie, i'm surprised all this from a harvard graate
n: well theres a lot you may not know about me
i: really, uh, such as?
when i was in harvard i smoked weed everyday
i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i got a def posse, you got a bunch of des
i'll sit right down on your face and take a shit!
natalie you are a badass bitch (hell yeah!)
and i always pay for your dry cleanin
when my shit gets in your shoe (what!!!)
and as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my dick is scared of you, ohhhhhh
i: okeedoke, natalie, one final question,
if you could steal a smooch from any guy in hollywood, who would i-
(slam)
no more questions
WHAT!!!
热心网友
时间：2022-06-20 13:00
