四年级下册关于食物和科目的英语手抄报

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孔雀东南飞英语搞笑剧本焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’smother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)prologue(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemywifeiswusong.(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then,i’mafraidofwhom!mywifelunchiisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.allthisidonotcare.ionlywantshetobetenderthanme.butsheisnot!havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)mygod!whocanhelpme?(下)act1(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):ican!(对门内)lunch!lunch!whereareyou?l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mhere!what’sup,mum?jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherinlaw”.l:ok.mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?jm:sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……l:but……jm:neverinterruptme!l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandcksandchickenand……jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)goandaskyourson.i’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l:mum,i’mback!lm:youareback?why?whathappened?l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglytupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.lookatyourself……l:but,mum……lm:neverinterruptme!l:mum,i’mnotinterruptingyou.ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightok?andi’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.lm(大喜):nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.hesaid:“ifyourdaughterhaven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgoandtellhim.(下)l(惊愕):what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)whatasillythingihavedone!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道):lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)heretheyare!(闻一下)er!howsmelly!theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)lunchhasgone!ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’msohungry!butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)thisiswhatlunchalwayswears!imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!nowshehasgone.ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.jm(上):where’smybreakfast?where’slunch?hasn’tshegotupyet?j:mum,can’tyouremember?lunchhasgone!jm(沉吟片刻):well,totellyouthetruthjohnny,asonwithoutawifeissuseless.lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!j(立正敬礼):yesmadam!act4(j开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)a:heyyou!stopandlistentous!theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b:andiplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了a的脚)ab&c:giveusallyourmoney!j(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)a:whatbadluck!thisguyisbroken!b:ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenotthingtoeattonight!c:iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarrymissliulannextmonth.wecangoandrobthewedding!a&b:goodidea!j(惊讶):what?what?lunchisgoingtogetmarried?it’simpossible!ab&c:why?aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!j:butlunchismywife!wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)i’vegotanidea!youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?i’llgowithyou.youtakethemoneyanditakethebride.b:haveyougotanyexperience?j:no.buti’vegotthis!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j:heyyou!stopandlistentous!a:theroadisbuiltbyme!b:andiplantedonetree.c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---j:giveusallyourmoney!(l听到j的声音,掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒,挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲,ms打中了j身后的l,l晕倒)j(火冒三丈):howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战,jm上,以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l,关切地问):honey,howareyou?l(哭状):ihurtalot!j:don’tcrybaby.i’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)l(起身去追):waitforme!(跑下)