全民超人汉考克经典台词

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热心网友时间：2023-10-18 22:25

Boy at Bus Stop: Hancock!
Hancock: What, boy?
Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.
Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
Boy at Bus Stop: Jackass.
Hancock: What?
Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.

公车站的男孩：汉考克！
汉考克：啥事，小孩？
公车站的男孩(手指电视荧幕)：你看那些坏蛋。
汉考克：怎么着，你想吃饼干吗？给我滚远点。
公车站的男孩：混球。
汉考克：你说什么？
公车站的男孩：你听见我说什么了。

Hancock: What can see, these Chunlv you!
Lei: No, they are not Chunlv, they are residents.

汉考克：看什么看，你们这群蠢驴！
雷：不，他们不是蠢驴，是居民。

Hancock：Hello, Can I touch your body？
police:could
Hancock：I did not mean it,Although you are a great beauty, you really really is a great beauty sexy .
police:fast I go out to save his mother

汉考克：你好，我可以碰你的身体吗？
女警：可以
汉考克：我不是想吃你豆腐，虽然你是一个大美女、真的你真的是一个*的大美女。
女警：快他妈救我出去

Hancock:If you do not disarm them surrender, then he gave you the head butt pad, he gave you the head butt pad, and you, signed under the next, you head to the I

汉考克：如果你们不缴械投降的话，那么你的脑袋就会塞进他的*，他的脑袋就会塞进你的*，而你，抽到了下下签，你的脑袋归我

Ray : People don't like you, Hancock.
Hancock: Do I look like I care what people think?

雷：人们都不喜欢你了，汉考克。
汉考克：我看起来像是那种会在意别人想法的人吗？

Michel:asshole.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me a asshole, one more time.
Michel: asshole.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?
[kid with glasses shakes his head]

米歇尔：混球。
汉考克(靠近米歇尔)：你再给我说一遍。
米歇尔：混球。
汉考克(把米歇尔抓起来，扔到了天上，然后转身面对一个胖胖的小孩子)：有什么问题吗，小肥猪？
(胖孩子赶紧摇头，汉考克又看了看另外一个戴眼镜的小孩)
汉考克：你呢，四眼仔？
(戴眼镜的小孩赶紧摇头)

热心网友时间：2023-10-18 22:25

Hancock: [comes flying in a leather suit and the police men are looking at him] What? It's a little tight.

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Rail Crossing Crowd #2: I can smell alcohol on your breath!
Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking bitch!

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Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.
Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?
[kid with glasses shakes his head]

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Boy at Bus Stop: [taps a sleeping Hancock] Hancock!
Boy at Bus Stop: [hits him to wake up]
Boy at Bus Stop: Hancock!
Hancock: What, boy?
Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.
Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
Boy at Bus Stop: Asshole.
Hancock: What?
Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.

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[repeated line]
Hancock: Call me an asshole one more time.

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Pissed Fat Guy: [referring to the lady in the car that Ray's car landed on after Hancock threw it] You know what? That lady should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonald's, 'cuz they *ed you up!

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Hancock: [to pinned-down cop] Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?
Female Cop: Yes!
Hancock: It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...
Female Cop: [screaming] Get me the hell out of here!

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Asian ganster: [in foreign language] Beat it, Soulja Boy!

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Ray Embrey: People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets...
Hancock: [yelling to crowd of neighbors watching] What the hell you pricks looking at?

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Hancock: I gotta wonder what a kind of a bastard I must have been, that nobody was there to claim me. I mean, I am not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but...nobody?

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Ray Embrey: [shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this?
Hancock: Homo.
Ray Embrey: [shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] And this?
Hancock: Homo in red.
Ray Embrey: [shows him a third comic with a blonde-haired hero] And this?
Hancock: Norwegian homo.

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Hostage Taker: [Hancock arrives on the scene] Oh shit, Handjob!
Hancock: Yep, now just tell me what you need.
Hostage Taker: Well I need them to put those guns down.
Hancock: [to the cops] All right fellas just put the guns down.
Hostage Taker: Now I need you and that tight ass Wolverine outfit to get me outta here asshole!

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Hancock: The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
Mary Embrey: You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously.
Aaron Embrey: It's a good idea.
Hancock: You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the st out of his butt crack.

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[an elderly woman in a bar stares at Hancock after seeing a news story featuring him]
Hancock: Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!

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Hancock: [on Aaron's learning to deal with bullies] Ah the whole turn the other cheek thing huh?
[pats Aaron's butt]
Hancock: Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.

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Hancock: [flying around while carrying SUV full of Asian gangsters] Konichiwa!
Asian gangster: We're not Japanese, asshole!
Hancock: Oh, *now* you speak English!

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Mary Embrey: Call me crazy one more time.

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Hancock: [to Asian gangsters] Your head is going up his ass, his head is going up his ass, and you get the short end of the straw, cause your head is going up my ass!

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Hancock: [after seeing a video of himself throwing a whale back into the ocean] I don't remember that.
Ray Embrey: Well, Greenpeace does.

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Ray Embrey: Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?
Hancock: [nods]

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[repeated line]
Hancock: Good job!

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[first lines]
Police Officer: All units. All units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11 white SUV heading east on Alameda service road. Suspects: three Asian males. Request back-up immediately. Be advised. Shots fired. Shots fired.

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Mary Embrey: [referring to Hancock] Did he...just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom?
Ray Embrey: Do you want him to kill us all?

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Ray Embrey: My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is...do you want to hear it?
Hancock: No.
Ray Embrey: You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-proctive. Not a crime, but you are an asshole, don't you think?
Hancock: Be careful.

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Ray Embrey: Right now, there's a DA trying to coming up here and put you in jail.
Hancock: [while eating banana] Bitch can try!
Ray Embrey: I say you go.
Hancock: [confused] Hmm?
Ray Embrey: People take you for granted, you know. We gotta make people miss you. People don't like you, Hancock.
Aaron Embrey: [yelling from other room] I do!

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Hancock: [reading prepared text] I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelinos for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating in alcohol and anger management treatment. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better.

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Ray Embrey: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for Ray if he's done a good job?

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Ray Embrey: [showing Hancock his uniform] For when they call.
Hancock: I ain't wearing that, Ray.
Ray Embrey: Yes, you are.
Hancock: Oh no, I'm not.
Ray Embrey: No, you are.
Hancock: Actually, I'm not Ray.
Ray Embrey: You think you're not, but you are.
Hancock: I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
Ray Embrey: You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube.

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Hancock: You and I...
Mary Embrey: You and I what?
Hancock: ...we're the same.
Mary Embrey: No. I'm stronger.
Hancock: Really?
Mary Embrey: [smiling] Oh yeah.
Hancock: Who are we?
Mary Embrey: Gods, angels...Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's superhero.
Hancock: Are there more of us?
Mary Embrey: There were. They all died. It's just the two of us.

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Mary Embrey: [referring to Hancock] We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
Ray Embrey: But you can, right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. I don't like to travel, I'm allergic to cats, I'm immortal. Those are like some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.
Mary Embrey: Whatever we are, we're built in twos. We're drawn together. No matter how far I run, he's always there! He finds me. It's physics.
Ray Embrey: Wait, what are you saying? Are you saying you two are fated to be together?
Mary Embrey: I've lived for a very long time, Ray. And the one thing I learned - fate doesn't decide everything. People get to choose.
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good job 好样的！
Zaima I sentence you bastard 你再骂我句混蛋
如果你们不缴械投降的话，那么你的脑袋就给他垫*，他的脑袋就给你垫*，而你，抽到了下下签，你的脑袋归我 If you do not disarm them surrender, then he gave you the head butt pad, he gave you the head butt pad, and you, signed under the next, you head to the I

如果*干的出色
那还要我干什么？ if the police to stem the excellent that I do

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